How the Griffin Stole Christmas.


I love Family Guy. Like I have said before it is my favorite show and 

every Christmas they come out with a episode celebrating the Christmas 

season and blow all other Christmas shows out of the water. Amazing 

story and animation makes this show and there Christmas shows 

the best thing on television. So, with that, lets get to the story shall we:




When Christmas comes around Quahog, the Griffins, after 

watching How David Lynch Stole Christmas, decide to go sledding 

instead of attending church. Mayor Adam West, at first, bans sledding 

from Quahog. After a fight with Peter Griffin, he renounces the decision. 

When sledding, the Griffins go sledding on the dining room table, except 

for Lois who protests that the table has been in her family for 

generations. The family however go sledding on it while wearing go-pro 

cameras, but they get injured when hitting the bottom and subsequently 

destroy the table. When going to the mall to replace the table, Chris 

wants to sit on Santa's lap despite the fact that he is in high school. 

Upon seeing the long line, Peter complains to a mall patron who reveals 

that their current mall Santa is a drunk. Seeing how Peter looks, the 

patron decides to hire him as a substitute.

Meanwhile, Stewie discovers that Brain has been crashing office 

Christmas parties for free alcohol and is about to attend one. When 

attending a party, he tries to impress a girl, but it fails. Stewie arrives to 

survey how Brian is failing at his malingering, but decides to stay at 

seeing the free food. During Christmas parties they attend at the printer 

company Printex, Stewie makes a stir that pleases the employees and 

the employer who gives him a job.

After one of his shifts ends, Peter goes to purchase a burrito, but the 

cashier gives it to him for free, making Peter discover that he can have 

his way at the mall as Santa. He decides to stay until Christmas, much to 

Lois's skeptism. Peter begins using his disguise as Santa to gain leverage 

against other people, like a meter maid, a music conductor, and getting 

spaghetti at a strip club while intoxicated. When he passes out after 

exiting the strip club called the Fuzzy Clam, he wakes up and meets the 

actual Santa who is crossed with him for abusing Santa's name and 

making him look like a jerk. Peter brushes him off and takes some of the 

spaghetti home for dinner, but Santa decides to put a strike on Peter as 

he quotes "You better watch out." One of Santa's elves was seen exiting 

the Fuzzy Clam and goes the other way upon seeing Santa. Santa starts 

by sending some forged texts to Joe Swanson by going with him to Build-

a-Bear Workshop. Peter counteracts by replacing one of Santa's reindeer 

with a real reindeer, but it backfires when the elf with Santa cuts the 

real reindeer loose and it falls through the Griffin family's roof and onto 

their dinner table. The next day, Peter receives a box containing Meg 

Griffin's farts and calls Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe over. When Peter 

looks into it, something happens to Peter's face.

At Printex, Stewie discovers that his riot has gotten a woman fired when 

he checked to see if her Internet is slow. Stewie soon realizes that 

working in an office is not all great, so he decides to spread some 

holiday cheer by giving out some $11,000.00 checks to the other 

employees before resigning from the office.

Outside the Drunken Clam, Peter sees Santa's sleigh and decides to 

hijack it. As Peter writes "Wash Me" on the dirty part, he discovers too 

later that it was a trap as Santa strangles him with his belt. Santa 

withdraws when Peter agrees to stop wearing the suit. After Peter 

apologizes to Santa, Santa gives him a Penthouse magazine he found in 

the woods when he was 12 years old. When Peter commented that he 

must've been a terrible Santa portrayer, Santa states that someone else 

was worse than him as he shows a magazine where it's cover has Bill 

Cosby dressed as Santa. Santa then leaves and as Peter waves goodbye 

to him. He narrates that he forgot about that Christmas as a result of a 

drunken hangover that took his family to restrain him.

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