How the Griffin Stole Christmas.
I love Family Guy. Like I have said before it is my favorite show and
every Christmas they come out with a episode celebrating the Christmas
season and blow all other Christmas shows out of the water. Amazing
story and animation makes this show and there Christmas shows
the best thing on television. So, with that, lets get to the story shall we:
When Christmas comes around Quahog, the Griffins, after
watching How David Lynch Stole Christmas, decide to go sledding
instead of attending church. Mayor Adam West, at first, bans sledding
from Quahog. After a fight with Peter Griffin, he renounces the decision.
When sledding, the Griffins go sledding on the dining room table, except
for Lois who protests that the table has been in her family for
generations. The family however go sledding on it while wearing go-pro
cameras, but they get injured when hitting the bottom and subsequently
destroy the table. When going to the mall to replace the table, Chris
wants to sit on Santa's lap despite the fact that he is in high school.
Upon seeing the long line, Peter complains to a mall patron who reveals
that their current mall Santa is a drunk. Seeing how Peter looks, the
patron decides to hire him as a substitute.
Meanwhile, Stewie discovers that Brain has been crashing office
Christmas parties for free alcohol and is about to attend one. When
attending a party, he tries to impress a girl, but it fails. Stewie arrives to
survey how Brian is failing at his malingering, but decides to stay at
seeing the free food. During Christmas parties they attend at the printer
company Printex, Stewie makes a stir that pleases the employees and
the employer who gives him a job.
After one of his shifts ends, Peter goes to purchase a burrito, but the
cashier gives it to him for free, making Peter discover that he can have
his way at the mall as Santa. He decides to stay until Christmas, much to
Lois's skeptism. Peter begins using his disguise as Santa to gain leverage
against other people, like a meter maid, a music conductor, and getting
spaghetti at a strip club while intoxicated. When he passes out after
exiting the strip club called the Fuzzy Clam, he wakes up and meets the
actual Santa who is crossed with him for abusing Santa's name and
making him look like a jerk. Peter brushes him off and takes some of the
spaghetti home for dinner, but Santa decides to put a strike on Peter as
he quotes "You better watch out." One of Santa's elves was seen exiting
the Fuzzy Clam and goes the other way upon seeing Santa. Santa starts
by sending some forged texts to Joe Swanson by going with him to Build-
a-Bear Workshop. Peter counteracts by replacing one of Santa's reindeer
with a real reindeer, but it backfires when the elf with Santa cuts the
real reindeer loose and it falls through the Griffin family's roof and onto
their dinner table. The next day, Peter receives a box containing Meg
Griffin's farts and calls Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe over. When Peter
looks into it, something happens to Peter's face.
At Printex, Stewie discovers that his riot has gotten a woman fired when
he checked to see if her Internet is slow. Stewie soon realizes that
working in an office is not all great, so he decides to spread some
holiday cheer by giving out some $11,000.00 checks to the other
employees before resigning from the office.
Outside the Drunken Clam, Peter sees Santa's sleigh and decides to
hijack it. As Peter writes "Wash Me" on the dirty part, he discovers too
later that it was a trap as Santa strangles him with his belt. Santa
withdraws when Peter agrees to stop wearing the suit. After Peter
apologizes to Santa, Santa gives him a Penthouse magazine he found in
the woods when he was 12 years old. When Peter commented that he
must've been a terrible Santa portrayer, Santa states that someone else
was worse than him as he shows a magazine where it's cover has Bill
Cosby dressed as Santa. Santa then leaves and as Peter waves goodbye
to him. He narrates that he forgot about that Christmas as a result of a
drunken hangover that took his family to restrain him.
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