Road to the North Pole.

 

                                       Road to the North Pole.

Family Guy has been my favorite show since it first aired on Fox back in 

1999. Every episode has been great, the story lines, the animation, the 

voices, just everything about the show is T.V. magic. Road To The North 

Pole is great because Christmas is the greatest holiday that ever was and 

will continue to be for the rest of time just like Family Guy will be the 

best thing to ever happen to T.V. The whole cast and crew do an amazing 

job every week, the animators, producers, everyone who has a hand in 

making the show should all be praised as greatness and people who 

know how to put together a show and yes it is adult oriented but damnit 

they do it with how people are feeling these days and they put it on our 

screens every week to take our minds off of how shitty the world is right 

now. Road To The North Pole is my favorite episode of Family Guy cause 

it has to do with my favorite holiday which is Christmas and my favorite 

thing to watch and that is animation. So, with that, lets get to the 

story shall we:

Brian takes Stewie to the mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the 

Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Stewie 

vows to kill Santa for blowing him off and forces Brian to take him to the 

North Pole. Attempting to trick Stewie, he brings him to a Santa's Village 

amusement park. Soon discovering the charade, Stewie threatens to 

shoot Brian if he does not take him to the real North Pole.

Stewie hitches a ride with a trucker and so Brian follows him all the way 

to Canada. On the way, Stewie accidentally causes a traffic pileup by 

discharging a flare pistol in the cab of the truck, which catches fire and 

explodes. Crashing his car in a chain reaction, Brian becomes angry and 

tells Stewie that Santa does not exist. Stewie becomes frustrated and 

continues to attempt to hitchhike, coercing Brian to join him. The pair 

then encounter a Canadian who gives them his snowmobile.

Continuing north, they soon run out of gas, but receive help from 

the Aurora Boreanaz, who instructs them to stay at a nearby cabin. The 

two survive the night in the cabin and set out on foot the next morning. 

They finally make it to Santa's workshop, only to find a dark, 

gloomy factory in a dreary, polluted, lifeless wasteland; Santa is a sickly 

and depressed old man, the elves are all horribly mutated and inbred due 

to Santa's attempts to keep up with the increasing gift demands year 

after year, and the reindeer are carnivorous, feral monsters that eat the 

elves who wander out into the snow to die of exhaustion. Santa suddenly 

collapses and is too sick to deliver the presents. Brian and Stewie agree 

to do it, but end up wasting an hour and a half at their first house after 

their presence is discovered by a family whom they attack, bind and gag 

with duct tape, upon discovering they were in the wrong house. 

Realizing that they will not be able to complete the delivery in time, and 

understanding firsthand the impossibility of Santa's job, Stewie and 

Brian abandon the delivery in lieu of another plan.

On Christmas morning, everybody wakes up without any presents under 

their trees. They turn on the news, which is broadcasting the same story. 

Brian and Stewie appear on the broadcast and bring the dying Santa out 

in a wheelchair, explaining that humanity's greed is killing him and if 

they don't shorten their demands to one Christmas present a year, they 

may have to give up Christmas altogether. Chastened, everyone agrees 

and by one year later, Santa has recovered, the workshop is once again a 

lively, colorful cottage and the elves and reindeer are all rejuvenated.